Coffee Shop Banter

Today

my coffee shop friend

was wearing a t-shirt

a sweatshirt

a button-up

a vest

and a coat

simultaneously. 

As I confronted him on this 

extraordinary wardrobe choice

he simply remarked...

"Well, what was I supposed to wear?" 

Followed by,

"My girlfriend told me I should start dressing in layers."

And,

"But, seriously, is that not normal?" 

At which point I proceeded to laugh,

as I shared with him the brutal truth.

"I wouldn't say it's 'normal'

but it is a unique choice."

Promptly pointing to my feet,

he rebutted,

"Do you always match your socks to your cardigan? 

Because that's probably not normal." 

I concur, dear coffee shop friend,

I concur.